The coroner lives on the Upper East Side, among the new captains of paperwork in utmost secrecy, often disguised as one of their assistants…. though he (or she) is not, and maintains a strict independence from their work, and their money, unfortunately.
More to the point, he (oh, or she) does not work for a hedge fund, take money from a hedge fund, or have any particular opinion about hedge funds, with the exception of the fact that the coroner wishes the coroner had joined one in about say 1999, and maybe gotten out around, oh, jeez, 2002? That would have done fine.